GIRL SCOUT
A monthly column in Cincinnati Magazine

Being Here
If you are bored, you’re probably boring.

I returned home to Cincinnati 18 months ago after nearly a decade in Cleveland. Since then I’ve been abundantly blessed in all things, in business, in writing and in travel. Few things make me think more about the importance of place and home than travel. And as a writer, I journal about my journeys, to record various and sundry important things for future reference. Things like:
In New York: Saw Ethan Hawke in lobby of the Chelsea Hotel!!
In Bali: Am in love, in love, in love with a 29-year-old Argentinean gypsy surfer named Eduardo!!

En route to Paris: Already met French painter/writer on freakin’ plane!! He has some French- sounding name that begins with L. Good dresser, smells good.

And this: It was a warm night for October. Long-haired, handsome, Belgian Jean-Francois; dark, curly haired art collector/ad guy Andrew; the always-beautiful Sarah and I stood on the sidewalk in front of an art gallery. It is off the beaten path, this street, which is why the band out back of the gallery can play so loud, creating a soundtrack to the ’50s burlesque girlie show video projected against the side of a building across the street. After a bite of sushi at a nearby Japanese restaurant, where we met up with Benno, an equally handsome German friend of Jean-Francois’s, the five of us went to see a performance in a cavernous space, like some sort of icehouse or catacomb from another century. Upstairs, past the surreal, strangely beguiling art, five women sang, danced and told stories. It was entrancing: the space, the performance, the art, the company. It was a perfectly lovely evening.

And here’s the thing. This perfectly lovely evening took place in perfectly lovely Cincinnati with actual Cincinnatians!

I constantly read or hear complaints about Cincinnati, about how bad it is for singles or how boring a place it is in which to live. I suspect that "It’s hard to be single in Cincinnati" really means "It’s hard to find a partner in Cincinnati." I contend that it is not hard to be single in Cincinnati if you really enjoy being single. And I further contend that Cincinnati has a lot to offer even the most discriminating traveler.

I confess: I am a former complainer, a recovering Cincinnati basher. What steps did I take to recover? I learned that there is joy and beauty and fun lurking around every corner. And if you smile, open your eyes, quit looking for Mr. Goodbar and get the heck off the couch, there is a huge world to enjoy and exciting people to show you the way. Yes, even here in Cincinnati.

And if that sounds too hokey, then read how Cincinnatian Mary Magner explained it to my son Nick in "What I Wish I Had Known When I Was 16," the book of advice I compiled for his 16th birthday: If you are bored, you are probably boring.

stacy sims

On that warm October night she visited Semantics Gallery, Ko-Sho Japanese Restaurant and the performance space SS Nova.

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